1st Panel:
J.C.: What do you think, Peter?
Peter: Well, J.C., 2000 years ago he would have cheered the Romans on to torture you more, but he’s got a hell of a big cross so…
Both: He’s the winner!
2nd Panel:
T.J.: What do you think, Uncle Sam?
Uncle Sam: Well, T.J., he hates everything we stand for but he’s got a hell of a big flag, so…
Both: He’s the winner!